It’s always good to follow the lead of a lady, especially when she has good taste and isn’t ordering a Cosmo.

-Blake, on ordering drinks

Bill Gate and Paul Allen designed the Altair. — Stupid girl in my strategic management class.
(Yes, not one, but two big errors in one statement!)
Microsoft was founded by Bill Gate and Paul Allen. — Stupid girl in my strategic management class.
(Spoiler: She misspelled it on the slide too.)
Please. You ran out of budget and you couldn’t call Ridley Scott. — Blake, on some bad Sci-Fi movie
He’s the biggest victim of vertical integration. — Blake, on Jay-Z
It’s like starting a right wing militia, and the guy doesn’t show up with a gun. He’s just not committed. — Blake, on lazy people
If you didn’t know any better, women are starving, and cock is their only salvation. — Blake, on porn
Fascinating.

Fascinating.

We’re gonna party like it’s 1999.

We’re gonna party like it’s 1999.

Is it like if you give a mouse a cookie? — Blake
Some days I would swear Wheezy starred in this show before he came to our house …

Some days I would swear Wheezy starred in this show before he came to our house …

(via hobocarl)

Take home exam time? Must be time for The Roots.

I would swear Ron Swanson is really Blake … with a moustache.

I would swear Ron Swanson is really Blake … with a moustache.

(via hobocarl)